![]() 12/02/2016 at 16:59 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The story is that there’s a piece of tape on the back of Mr. Trumps (excessively boring) $300 necktie. I always wear a tie clip because, not least, I don’t like my necktie dangling over the sink when I am brushing my teeth. Or whatever.
I’m just happy that the Press is focused on the important things.
![]() 12/02/2016 at 17:31 |
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Lemme let you in on a secret which changed my life: vests.
![]() 12/02/2016 at 17:58 |
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Brushing after you’re dressed? What madness is this?
![]() 12/02/2016 at 18:24 |
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A fine solution. Or bolo ties.
![]() 12/02/2016 at 18:25 |
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Right after lunch...?
![]() 12/02/2016 at 18:39 |
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Fight the man — don’t wear ties!
![]() 12/02/2016 at 18:48 |
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![]() 12/02/2016 at 19:20 |
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Or he could just start buttoning his jacket when he stands up.
![]() 12/02/2016 at 20:20 |
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Actually, what you’re seeing is the test footage from the new upside down gravity boots. The tie is working normally.
![]() 12/02/2016 at 21:33 |
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Or at least wear more interesting ties...
![]() 12/02/2016 at 21:35 |
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Gina. Rhymes with “pussy.”
![]() 12/02/2016 at 21:36 |
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Or he could feed his tie into a fax machine and press “send.”
![]() 12/02/2016 at 21:36 |
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His tie is giving the finger to Mr. Pence.
![]() 12/02/2016 at 22:08 |
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cant squeeze it over his gut
![]() 12/02/2016 at 23:52 |
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It does actually look like it.